one of my children?
Joe was in line at the supermarket yesterday when he noticed a rather
dishy blonde in another check-out line. Their eyes met; she raised her
hand to wave, and smiled at him.
Joe was rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving, and
although she looked familiar he couldn't place where he might know her
As luck would have it, he saw her a few minutes later in the parking
lot as she was unloading her groceries, so he approached her and said,
"Sorry,do you know me?"
She replied, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of
one of my children."
Joe was rather panicked as his mind shot back to his one and only
"Holy crap," he exclaimed (too loudly), "Are you that stripper from my
bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in front of all my
friends while your girlfriend whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a
cucumber up my ass?"
"No," she replied, "I'm your son's English teacher."